The Bush Tax Repeal Act

The Bush Tax Repeal Act For decades, soldiers have suffered under the oppressive regime of hostile shrubbery. Brave men and women have been forced to surrender precious momentum every time they encountered a bush, hedge, or suspiciously dense patch of leaves. No more. The Bush Tax Repeal Act officially abolishes the unconstitutional movement penalties imposed by vegetation. Sprint through forests. Charge through hedgerows. Conduct tactical operations at speeds previously thought impossible by both NATO and common sense. Features Repeals all bush-related taxation on movement. Restores your God-given right to run at full speed through foliage. Reduces annual shrubbery-related delays by up to 100%. Makes bushes cope and seethe. Approved by 9 out of 10 soldiers who were late to the objective because of a shrub. Changelog v1.0 Bushes can no longer legally detain you. Leaves downgraded from "obstacle" to "suggestion." Removed several thousand pounds of bureaucratic foliage paperwork. Known Issues Forests may become noticeably less powerful. Local bushes may file appeals. Players may accidentally discover they are the problem, not the vegetation. "Freedom isn't free. But it shouldn't be taxed by a bush." 🇺🇸🌿 Vote YES on the Bush Tax Repeal Act. Your stamina bar will thank you.