A HOLY hand grenade from the armoury of Antioch
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- Author
- Boomtastic20
- Version
- 1.0.0
- Size
- 39.7 MB
- Licence
- APL
- Game version
- 1.4.0.55
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- Published
- 13 Oct 2025
- Updated
- 1 year ago
- Workshop ID
- 669285425DEF1C8A
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Description from the Workshop
And Saint Attila raised the Hand Grenade up on high, saying, 'O Lord, bless this Thy Hand Grenade that, with it, Thou mayest blow Thine enemies into tiny pieces... in Thy mercy.' And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats. And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once at the number three, being the third number be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.'